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wild-souls:

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Anonymous: How do you give good head?? 

letmedothis:

Alright since I get this question so often, I asked a good friend of mine to write a guide for y’all


So you wanna learn how to blow a dude, huh? Rest easy honey. It isn’t nearly as hard as you might think.

I gave my first blow job many years ago and I too was terrified at what it might entail. What does sperm taste like? What do men do when they cum? What will I do when they cum? Should I spit or swallow? What do I do with this thing? (answers: fine, a variety of things, move faster, swallow, touch it) I didn’t know the answer to any of these questions at the time and I was too embarrassed to ask my high school boyfriend so I did what any self respecting teenager does- I googled it. Unfortunately googling “how to give a bomb blow job” turns up a ton of results. Some are helpful and some aren’t. Some are bullshit. Cosmo will tell you to bobble your head around in a figure eight motion like a dumbass. They’ll also tell you to tie your hair up with a thong. Don’t listen to Cosmo (that’s just generally good life advice).

So here we go gals (or dudes no judgement): Angela’s Guide to Home-run Head; Abridged.

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I’m never gonna wait that extra twenty minutes to text you back, and I’m never gonna play hard to get when I know your life has been hard enough already. When we all know everyone’s life has been hard enough already, it’s hard to watch the game we make of love, like everyone’s playing checkers with their scars, saying checkmate whenever they get out without a broken heart. Andrea Gibson (via superbunneh)
brokendildo:

never skip leg day
lucid-dancing:

the face of parenthood
  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

downdowntherabbbithole:

sillysammy2297:

apollofastingdionysusdrunk:

aarontveikmehome:

just saw a little girl at the beach about seven or eight years old and her name was cosette

the les mis fandom is reproducing

I would die if her future boyfriend is named Marius

So would all of his friends

How dare you

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

justthedesign:

Jennifer Grace is wearing sunglasses from Ray-Ban, T-shirt from Alexander Wang, tank top from Oak, clutch from Givenchy, flared denim jeans from Stella McCartney and shoes from Saint Laurent
breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(